big-brother-fan:

Zach wants Christine out as much as we do

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rte2:

Tell me I’m ur national asshole

Anonymously tell me your assumptions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

Baby: n-n-n
Parent: oh it's his first words!
Baby: n-n
Baby: not all men
Parent: put it back

megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i found my new favorite twitter

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something